Quarantine has probably led you to explore new shows, and if you’re searching for a feel-good, heartwarming comedy, look no further than New Girl. It’s binge-able, adorable, and will make you smile every episode.
One of the “will they? won’t they?” couples of the show, self-proclaimed douchebag Schmidt (who puts his foot in his mouth so many times his roommates created a "Douche Jar" akin to a swear jar) and model Cece, have a rollercoaster ride of a relationship, set back mostly by Schmidt’s ignorance. But, though he is flawed, Schmidt is undoubtedly lovable nonetheless, and he and Cece share some pretty hilarious moments throughout the show.
Below are seven of the things Schmidt probably should have—though I'm glad he didn’t—kept to himself, but keep in mind if you haven't seen the show yet, there are some spoilers.