It’s Valentine’s Week! No matter what your relationship status is, everyone needs a little laugh on Valentine’s Day. Her Campus is here for your V-Day amusement with the 11 best (and funniest) Valentine’s Day pick-up lines.
1. I'm sorry I didn't get you a box of chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet, I'm right here.
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2. You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business.
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3. They can’t fit what I feel for you on a conversation heart.
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4. You know what’s on the Valentine’s Day menu? Me-n-u.
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5. Did you put Snickers in your valentines? Because you satisfy me.
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6. You’re like a Valentine’s candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
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7. This Valentine's Day, let’s make like fabric softener and Snuggle.
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8. Cupid called. He says that he needs my heart back.
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9. Do you like cats? Because I’d like you to take meowt for Valentine’s Day.
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10. The only sweet I want for Valentine's Day is a cutie pie like you!
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11. When I look at you, I see more stars than there are in the movie Valentine's Day.
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Are you bold enough to try these out in real life? If so, more power to you, girl!
