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The 11 Best Valentine's Day Pick-Up Lines

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It’s Valentine’s Week! No matter what your relationship status is, everyone needs a little laugh on Valentine’s Day. Her Campus is here for your V-Day amusement with the 11 best (and funniest) Valentine’s Day pick-up lines.

1. I'm sorry I didn't get you a box of chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet, I'm right here.

2. You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business.

3. They can’t fit what I feel for you on a conversation heart.

4. You know what’s on the Valentine’s Day menu? Me-n-u.

5. Did you put Snickers in your valentines? Because you satisfy me.

6. You’re like a Valentine’s candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

7. This Valentine's Day, let’s make like fabric softener and Snuggle.

8. Cupid called. He says that he needs my heart back. 

9. Do you like cats? Because I’d like you to take meowt for Valentine’s Day.

10. The only sweet I want for Valentine's Day is a cutie pie like you!

11. When I look at you, I see more stars than there are in the movie Valentine's Day.

 

Are you bold enough to try these out in real life? If so, more power to you, girl! 


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