Donald Trump was nowhere near tonight's Democratic debate, but that didn't stop him from voicing his opinion on the event and its participants. In case you weren't religiously following his live-tweet, here's a brief recap.
He remained humble the entire time...
Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 14, 2015
Like, really humble...
"@Achilarre: I couldn't even imagine the bloodbath that would ensue if the @realDonaldTrump debated any one of these five jabronis"
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 14, 2015
He provided valid reasons for everything...
Can anyone imagine Chafee as president? No way.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 14, 2015
He spoke sparingly...
"@rjdicksii: @realDonaldTrump. These cats are like bad used car salesmen."
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 14, 2015
But he shocked us all by providing an actual compliment...
Good move by Bernie S.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 14, 2015
Only after shunning them all...
All are very scripted and rehearsed, two (at least) should not be on the stage.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 14, 2015
But at least said one thing that we could all agree on.
Get rid of all of these commercials. #DemDebate
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 14, 2015