Jennifer Lawrence’s birthday is August 15, and we know she’ll celebrate in style. In fact, we imagine her party will go a little something like this.
Of course, she’ll be dressed in the most casually chic ensemble you’ve ever laid eyes on. (Dior is strictly red carpet, darlings.)
Chris Martin will show up so everyone can speculate whether they’re on-again or off-again.
There will be so much food because food is life, basically.
Josh Hutcherson and Liam Hemsworth will be there because J.Law still can’t decide if she’s #TeamPeeta or #TeamGale.
A Real Housewives inspired cake will be rolled out to Jennifer’s surprise. Wait, not really—she picked that out herself.
After a few drinks somebody will bring out the blue body paint just to see if she’ll go full X-Men.
Amy Schumer will make an appearance because she and J.Law are tight now. Nothing breaks the bonds formed while riding jet skis together.
Everybody will be trying to flirt with Jen’s hot bodyguard. But if you’ve seen him, you totally understand why.
There’ll be so much alcohol consumed that when the awards come out and the nerdy dancing starts no one will even find it weird.
A funny face drawing station will be set up because why not? The paparazzi will really get a kick out of this later!
J.Law’s pals will convince her not to get another tattoo. Although she’ll be really sure she’s got a great idea for one this time.
Her precious little dog, Pippi, will pop up at the party. And since hot bodyguard is on doggy duty, he’ll instantly become even more gorgeous.
Bradley Cooper will stop by, too. He can’t stay long, though; he has to go be distinguished somewhere else.
The festivities will wrap up fairly early compared to other celeb shindigs. We all know J.Law would much rather snuggle up with pizza and a reality show than party all night long. A woman after our own hearts!
What do you think J.Law will be doing to celebrate her birthday, collegiettes?
