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9 Questions You Hope You're Not Asked at This Summer's Family Reunion

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Being home for the summer means one thing: awkward encounters with inquisitive family members. We know you've experienced the intrusive questions, and we're here to tell you: You're not alone. Keep reading to see if any of these annoying questions sound familiar.

1. "Do you have a boyfriend?"

"Yeah! Want to see a picture?" *shows phone background of Harry Styles*

2. "What do you want to do after you graduate?"

"Become Instagram famous."

3. "Have you decided on your major?"

"It's funny that you mention that because..." *runs away, falls, gets back up and keeps running* 

4. "Isn't that a dying industry?" 

"Thanks, I wasn't concerned about my major enough, that's exactly the reassurance I needed to hear. You always know what to say, Grandma!"

5. "Are you working anywhere this summer?"

A quick "nah" or "yup" before doing the stop, drop and roll out of there will suffice.

6. "What do you do at your internship?"

"I pretend to do work while actually taking BuzzFeed quizzes. Do we really have to get into this, Aunt Becky?"

7. "Are you involved in any extracurricular activities?"

"Yes, I am in Netflix Club as the Director of Binge Watching Episodes of PLL That I've Already Seen."

8. "How were your grades this semester?"

BTW, getting asked this in front of your parents, who had completely forgotten that final grades were posted, is CRUEL.

9. "Do you remember when you were younger and you used to [insert verb] all the time?

"No, I don't remember that I always used to somersault around the house when I was two, so I'm just going to give you an awkward laugh and nonchalant shrug in response."


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