How do we even begin to describe the awesomeness that is pizza? Whether we’re on a serious binge-watching spree or too tired to leave the house, pizza is always there for us. We consider ourselves to be in a pretty committed relationship with this delicious meal-maker, so we’ve rounded up 11 clothing items we’ll be adding to our closets to properly display our love and affection.
1. Admitting we’re completely vulnerable to its healing powers
Oh, pizza. We always know that when we’re sad you can make it all better. And so can this tee from Thug Life Shirts ($27.95).
2. Hopelessly devoted to you
Oh no. Wait. Hopelessly devoted to pizza. We’ve never seen a sweater ($23.51) that really got us until now.
3. Carryout in a carryall
Late for class but still enjoying quality time with your pizza? Stuff a slice in this tote from Etsy ($13).
4. Pizzas are people, too
Okay, maybe not people. But this Forever 21 tee ($14.90) will help you avoid any questions about where your heart truly lies.
5. When you spot a shining slice
These sunglasses from Nylon ($50) will keep the blinding light of pizza’s brilliance from impairing your vision.
6. The power of pizza
This Human tank ($29) combines two of our favorite things: pizza and Parks and Recreation’s April Ludgate. Boy, was she wise beyond her years!
7. Relationship status – it’s complicated
So, you’re dating pizza? Scream it from the rooftops with pride by wearing this Wildfox sweatshirt ($68.60).
8. Pizza parties are really for the adults
Pizza parties aren’t just for little kids. But we’re gonna be super mad when the pizza runs out. This Etsy tank ($27.95) perfectly encapsulates the ensuing downward spiral.
9. With this ring
The only thing that would make this midi ring from Nylon ($15) better is if it was edible.
10. Pizza > all things ever
Let’s leave the love triangles to our favorite TV couples. This Human tank ($29) knows we only have one cheese-covered treat on our minds.
11. Simply said
If you really want to get to the point, this sweatshirt ($25.88) should do it.
Which of these articles of clothing best describes your pizza obsession, collegiettes?
