As if it isn’t hard enough being a woman already, breasts are added into the equation. And with breasts come a slew of problems all caused by one thing: our bra! Sure a bra does come in handy more often than not. But there’s much to despise about these over the shoulder boulder holders. Whether they have our backs (literally) or they’re stabbing us in the back (read: chest), there’s an undeniable love-hate relationship we have with our bras.
1. We do love that our bras are good for holding more than just our breasts.
Say hello to some extra storage space!
2. But then again, there are just some things we don’t want hiding in there.
We’ve all had a fry or two miss our mouths.
3. Just like a good friend, our bras can definitely lift us up
Those breasts aren’t going to push themselves up, right?
4. But they turn into our sworn enemies once that pesky underwire breaks free
It’s enough to trigger our inner hulk.
5. We could never forget how mature we felt when mom bought us that first bra
No training bra = Womanhood!
6. But oh how we swell with jealousy and rage at the thought that boys aren’t subjected to this misery
Makes you want their face to meet your fist.
7. A great bra is definitely a confidence booster
Next stop: Victoria Secret’s runway.
8. But that inevitable struggle to take it off is so not worth it
On what planet is it that easy to take off a bra?! Because we’d move there ASAP!
9. Then again, there’s that feeling when you finally take off that booby trap
Instant liberation!
10. We just love it when we find the perfect bra
Cute and comfortable....score!
11. But 9 times out of 10, that is NOT the case
Time to drown our sorrows in a bottle of wine.
12. We appreciate when our bras pick up the slack
There’s nothing a little padding can’t fix.
13. But then there’s always the possibility that….
And no one wants that!
14. But most of all, bras are just way too uncomfortable
They always require constant adjustments throughout the day — ugh!