Valentine’s Day approaches yet again, so out come the endless trail of roses and anything in the shape of a heart. We’re one stuffed animal away from cringing at the mere thought of it all, so here’s to nine things we can’t stand to see any longer on Valentine’s Day.
1. Heart-shaped boxes of assorted chocolates
As if the only way to celebrate V-day is with an expensive box of chocolates. That same $50 box that will be sold at 75 percent off the next day. So not worth it!
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2. Overpriced red roses
Red roses? For Valentine's Day? Groundbreaking.
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3. Page-long, cheesy Facebook posts
Oh, how we just love seeing essays on social media about how your SO couldn’t be more perfect!
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4. And the Facebook posts about how great the single life is
No need to justify your single status so overbearingly just to prove you're happy being valentine-less on V-Day...
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5. Gigantic stuffed teddy bears
Seriously, how can you carry that around all day, and where is it going to fit in a cramped dorm room?
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6. “Roses are red, violets are blue…” cards and poems
The most overdone rhyme in V-Day history.
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7. The Notebook (well, make that any gushy love story)
We don’t need a reminder of this sort of nonexistent perfection on the one day dedicated to couples.
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8. Little candy hearts
Does anyone actually think these taste good?
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9. The down-in-the-dumps single people
We're tired of seeing the singles loathing themselves and V-Day just because they're SO-less today of all days. Since when did awesome, loving friends become less important than having a date?
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