Pulling an all-nighter is basically a right of passage for most college students. Because, really, when it comes down to it, you've got to balance your social life with your academics, or even a job, plus you need to watch a few hours of Netflix to keep yourself sane. It happens to the best of us. The work piles up while we're worrying about, well, anything but doing work, so we have to pull an all-nighter.
1. I'm going to need a lot of caffeine if I'm going to make it out of this alive.
I wonder if I know how to make latte art? Oh, I'm going to look up latte art.
2. I can't work under these conditions. I need to clean my room. And do laundry. And take out the trash.
What? It's not wasting time if I'm doing something productive, right?
3. I need to make a playlist worthy of Queen Bey.
I have just as many hours in my day as Beyoncé, and I'm using all of them.
4. I've never been so hungry in my entire life.
And, of course, I have nothing to eat.
5. I'll just have to go to Sonic; I need brain fuel.
Some people eat peanut butter and celery; I need cheese fries.
6. Okay, let me get started.
I can do this.
7. I can't do this. 
Why is this assignment so hard?
8. Alright, I'm going to write for 15 minutes straight, and then I can take a study break.
Perfect.
9. Halfway done... I deserve a nap.
Warning: A five-minute nap is never really just five minutes.
10. Okay, I need to finish this paper. It's already 4 a.m.
Enough distractions, I can do this.
11. Facebook is the bane of my existance.
I wish I knew how to quit you.
12. This is the worst thing I have ever written.
But also maybe... the best?
13. Who cares? Print.
My grades never bothered me, anyway.