Put down your lunch. Stormy Daniels revealed disturbing details about President Donald Trump’s penis in her new memoir, Full Disclosure, and The Guardian shared the worst of it after obtaining a copy of the book early.
From doubts about his presidency to details of the sex they’ve had, Daniels did not hold back when it came to disclosing about her experiences with Trump. Daniels was given $130,000 to keep the story of her history with Trump quiet the night before the election. She accepted the money, but has since spoken out about the incident.
According to The Guardian, Trump and Daniels were so close that Trump even offered to give her cheats to surviving on The Apprentice during her stint on the show. Daniels notes a conversation between Trump and herself where the president says, “We’ll figure out a way to get you the challenges beforehand and we can devise your technique.”
Donald Trump’s day so far:
- You don’t want to know what Stormy Daniels said about Trump and the toad from Mario Kart
- It’s his dick. He has a horrible dick.
- Speaking of dickheads, Brett Kavanaugh’s nomination is in trouble
- Today will get worse
- It’s still only 11am
— Palmer Report (@PalmerReport) September 18, 2018
The most striking thing to be leaked in these excerpts, however, are the details about Trump’s “smaller than average” penis. The Guardian says that Daniels described sex Trump in bed as “a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart.”
i suppose it would actually be weirder if Trump's penis looked like Toad WITHOUT his hat pic.twitter.com/eIsZDoRgsk
— Ryan Broderick (@broderick) September 18, 2018
“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion,” said Daniels. Daniels was reminded of the moment each time she saw Trump on TV. “‘I had sex with that’, I’d say to myself. Eech,” Daniels said via The Guardian.
the president is absolutely going to tweet about his Toad shaped dick
— 9 V O L T (@9_volt_) September 18, 2018
In a twist of irony, another stories obtained by The Guardian included a 2007 phone call between Trump and Hillary Clinton. According to Daniels, “He had a whole conversation about the [presidential] race, repeatedly mentioning ‘our plan,’” but he couldn’t turn his attention away from The Discovery Channel’s Shark Week to fully invest himself in the conversation.
Full Disclosure is set to come out on October 2, according to Vice News, and follows not only her decision to go public about the affair with Trump, but also details her childhood struggles and how she became an icon in the porn industry.