Anyone who chooses a field of study that isn’t something “practical” like business or engineering has heard the old, “Your degree won’t keep you warm at night” at some point throughout their time in college. Often poorly disguised as “looking out for you,” this dig is really just a way for people to make you feel bad about choosing a major you genuinely wanted to learn about instead of looking solely at what a future salary might get you.
Twitter user @blahblahSPEAK got a master’s degree in education, and has evidently been on the receiving end of some of those not-so-nice comments. Her mother evidently wasn’t having it and decided to pose the question, “Who says her degree won’t keep her warm at night?” with the perfect gift: A blanket with her diploma printed on it.
My mom turned my Masters degree into a blanket.
“yOuR dEgReE wOnt KeEp yOu wArM aT NiGhT tHoUgH.” NOW it will, you lil bitch. pic.twitter.com/FQxADLQgpq
— GrooviK™️ (@blahblahSPEAK) August 12, 2018
Frankly, this is straight-up genius. Putting your degree in a frame on the wall? No, we need to take it up a notch.
You worked for years to get this far; if you’re not showing off your degree as a blanket, what’s the point?
I'm gonna do this with my M.D and use it as a cape, i'm gonna be mad obnoxious https://t.co/J3KnuLNDNo
— Wendy Espinosa (@espinosaawendy) August 13, 2018
This is a fucking masterpiece
— Alexis (@_alexischerelle) August 12, 2018
One Twitter user even had the idea to start printing degrees on t-shirts, so you can walk around letting people know how hard you’ve worked. Honestly, not a bad idea.
Jesus, we can do this?
Had I known, I would have printed t-shirts with mine so my students won't keep asking if I'm the teacher... https://t.co/AsQljod91x
— Anita Gill (@anitamgill) August 14, 2018
And if you want to know how her mom got this incredible gift, @blahblahSPEAK was willing to share.
Hi. Do you mind sharing where your mom went to have that done? I thought about getting the same thing with my Masters degree (since my school doesn’t have the university blankets) but i thought it was an impossible idea to get this done until your mom just proved me wrong lol
— |Smart Guy| (@AyeThatsCHRIS) August 14, 2018
She went to https://t.co/sIb3HbyvBT
— GrooviK™️ (@blahblahSPEAK) August 14, 2018
So, okay, maybe us “impractical” majors won’t be out here making six-figure salaries, but you can never say we won’t be warm at night again.