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18 Lies We Tell Ourselves Every Semester

This year, we’ve decided that everything is changing.

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1. We’re going to sit in the front row of every class and take notes that everyone’s going to want to borrow.

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2. We’re never going to sleep through a class…

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…because we’re going to be just so excited to learn!

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3. We’ll stop procrastinating on all our assignments,

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and we won’t save that 10-page paper for the night before it’s due.

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4. We’ll support our team at every sports game…

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5. …and we’ll be careful not to tailgate too hard beforehand.

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6. In fact, this is the year we’re finally going to cut back on our drinking.

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Who’s going to be the drunkest girl at the party? Not us, that’s for sure!

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7. We’ll finally decide it’s time we stop hooking up with that guy we know is bad for us…

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8. …and we’ll open ourselves to guys we would have never considered before. 

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9. We’re finally going to get up the nerve to talk to that guy we’ve been crushing on since freshman year, too. 

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10. We’re going to be totally fun and thoughtful roommates…

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…and we’re going to be so neat that our friends will start to wish we were a little, well… less neat.

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11. This year, we’ll always go to bed at a reasonable hour,

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12. put ourselves together nicely every morning,

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13. and hit the gym every day.

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14. We're even going to stop eating fried food at 2 a.m. every weekend.

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15. We’ll join new clubs, and we’ll meet a bunch of new friends that we may have never met otherwise.

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16. We’ll start to figure out the skill sets we have (or don't have) to put on our resumes…

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17. …and we might even start applying to some internships.

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18. We tell ourselves that this year is going to be our best year yet!

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Even though we’ll probably be back to our old ways in a week.

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