Okay, so it’s no secret that just about everyone these days wants to be Beyoncé. If you’re trying to channel your inner single lady, or you’re just drunk in love with Queen Bey, you may want to consider taking a class that will teach you how to be just. like. her.
Some may say that without the proper genetic makeup, years of training or undying determination, becoming Beyoncé is basically impossible. According to B’s own father, Matthew Knowles, however, impossible doesn’t exist. The former Destiny’s Child manager is teaching a course called “The Entertainment Industry: How Do I Get In?” at Houston Community College Central this fall – and you can score a front-row seat (to the tune of $295, that is). The class is a one-day crash course on how to break into the entertainment industry, courtesy of the man who helped Beyoncé rise to fame (never mind the fact that he is currently estranged from the singer after being accused of embezzling her money).
So, if you have nothing better to do on September 13th (or just really dig Mr. Knowles’ moustache), book your spot in the class NOW! If you wait until the day of, the price increases to $350.
Bey better watch her back, because after taking this class we’ll be just as talented and knowledgeable about the industry as she is… right? Right! The entertainment industry totally isn't ready for this jelly.