If you’re someone who spends the majority of her time with gay men, chances are at some point or another you’ve been called a fruit fly. But don’t fret, ladies; let that fruit flag fly and embrace your colorful lifestyle! Go out and paint the town rainbow.
1. You can name at least three contestants from RuPaul’s Drag Race.
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Because, let’s face it: it’s like America’s Next Top Model, but better!
2. You know all the gay drama happening on campus, even though it has no relevance to your life whatsoever.
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As if knowing that Julio is cheating on Brad with Marcus is somehow going to help you in life.
3. You and your gay best friend have a plan to marry each other if you can’t find significant others by the time you’re 30.
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Marriages of convenience are so in right now.
4. You’ve been asked at one point or another to carry your friend’s baby.
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And, okay, you’ve been slightly tempted.
5. You’ve had at least three friends come out to you – and you’ve had to pretend you were surprised each and every time.
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You should really consider an acting career.
6. You’ve binge-watched 1 Girl 5 Gays before.
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Too gay too function.
7. You’ve lost the ability to communicate with any man who doesn’t like men.
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What? Hetero men are a completely different species.
8.It takes all of your willpower to not punch someone in the face when they say something ignorant about LGBTQ+ people.
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#BYEBIGOTS
9. Your parents no longer question you when you ask if a boy can sleep over.
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Can’t wait to talk about boys all night!
10. You and the bartender at your local gay club are on a first-name basis.
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The usual, please!
11. People constantly mistake you for having a boyfriend because you and your gay friend are inseparable.
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No, Grandma; I’m still single.
12. You know way more about Grindr than you ever wanted to.
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That’s enough dick pics for a lifetime.
13. You know better than to ever use “GBF” to describe your friend.
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Treating gay people as accessories is so tacky.
14. Pride is your favorite day of the year.
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SO MANY RAINBOWS!
15. You know better than to ever bring up the dreaded Madonna vs. Lady Gaga debate when around gay friends, lest you want blood to be shed.
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Can’t we all just agree that Beyoncé reigns supreme?
Anything we missed? Comment below, fruit flies, and show us what it means to be a true friend and supporter of our LGBTQ+ besties!