Tired of signing on to Twitter and seeing the same thing over and over - parody accounts all tweeting the same thing and kids you went to high school with complaining about something trivial? Need to bring some laughter in your life? Follow @DennysDiner for the most random and funny tweets that you never thought you'd ever see from a restaurant. Still skeptical to bring Denny's into your life? Here are 13 reasons why you should:
1. It's up-to-date with the latest slang:
pancakes or nah?
— Denny's (@DennysDiner) May 13, 2014
2. It offers sound advice:
If you can't say anything nice, then eat a burger. That'll occupy you for a bit.
— Denny's (@DennysDiner) May 1, 2014
3. It's not afraid to ask the tough questions:
if you are brave enough to wear a fanny pack and you don't keep it full of hardboiled eggs then why?
— Denny's (@DennysDiner) May 21, 2014
4. Need fashion advice? No problem:
The best Coachella look is french toast remnants all over yr face while not appropriating any other cultures.
— Denny's (@DennysDiner) April 13, 2014
5. It references pop culture:
~cause it's 11:30 and denny's is jumpin, jumpin~ (#tbt to 13 minutes ago when it was 11:30a)
— Denny's (@DennysDiner) May 22, 2014
6. It gets deep, man:
do you ever think about this guy's life: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
— Denny's (@DennysDiner) May 10, 2014
7. Aw, it’s even a little sweet:
~may all yr parties be shadeless this weekend~
— Denny's (@DennysDiner) May 25, 2014
8. It paraphrases popular songs somewhat successfully:
first things first i'm a skillet
— Denny's (@DennysDiner) April 29, 2014
And if they hate then let 'em hate and watch the pancakes pile up.
— Denny's (@DennysDiner) April 24, 2014
~talk denny's to me~ pic.twitter.com/wdvb4aN3OC
— Denny's (@DennysDiner) May 8, 2014
9. It promotes loving relationships:
~maybe buy a sundae for your fun bae~
— Denny's (@DennysDiner) April 20, 2014
10. Just like your best friend, it always knows the right thing to say:
Here's a tip if you're trying to slim down for ~bikini season~: you look great already.
— Denny's (@DennysDiner) April 16, 2014
11. It is accepting of all species:
Teenage mutants of any variety welcome at Denny's 24/7.
— Denny's (@DennysDiner) March 27, 2014
12. It loves Kim Possible as much as you do:
call me, beep me, when you wanna reach me, when you wanna eat w/ me it's okay
— Denny's (@DennysDiner) May 14, 2014
13. And it will always welcome you with open arms:
If someone is shading you and your clique just remember that Denny's is all about you and your clique.
— Denny's (@DennysDiner) April 23, 2014