Tuesday night’s Bacheloretteepisode was an emotional whirlwind. Although I expected a low-key episode as the finale of this week's two-night spectacle, it turned out completely the opposite. Rachel Lindsay said goodbye to men on dates (I’m heartbroken over Will, btw), Kenny King chose to leave because he wasn’t ready to introduce his daughter to Rachel, Lee Garrett was finally eliminated, and Rubik’s cube solver Alex Bordyukov was surprisingly sent home in favor of two randoms, Matt Munson and Adam Gottschalk.
Now, easily forgettable contestants making it further than they should is a normal Bachelor Nation occurrence. Why else do we watch the Men Tell All specials, if not to swear that that guy in the back row never stepped foot in the mansion? But when two guys who still get us saying, “Who is that?” this late in the competition keep getting roses, we have a serious problem.
Luckily, the Bachelorette fans of Twitter understand this dilemma and have no problem expressing just how clueless everyone is about Matt and Adam. Below are 10 of the best tweets summing up how we all feel about these mysterious Bachelorette men.
I don't have my contacts in so I can't quite see why Adam & Matt are still here #TheBachelorettepic.twitter.com/WWHrahgz7I
— Mel Brown (@melbrown0) June 28, 2017
We're all waiting for proof that Rachel has more chemistry with these two than any of the guys sent home at rose ceremonies.
she out here choosing matt and adam i still dont know these people #TheBachelorettepic.twitter.com/KBXoGz3TRK
— a (@cirithas) June 28, 2017
When your competition are guys like Peter and Dean, it's easy to get lost in the crowd.
When Rachel picked Adam and Matt over Alex #TheBachelorettepic.twitter.com/OR3kj3WZZd
— Aina Lee (@Beana911) June 28, 2017
But Rach, your babies with Alex would be so smart!
Matt and Adam are getting NO EDIT. LOL. Not good or bad. Just none. #thebachelorette
— KemPhD (@kemdoc) June 28, 2017
It's bad news when I still know Adam as "Puppet Guy" and the first time I heard Matt speak was tonight when he and Rachel discussed not themselves, but Kenny's well-being.
Second Rose: "Matt"#TheBachelorettepic.twitter.com/0PAhgVHAJv
— Mel Brown (@melbrown0) June 28, 2017
Obviously Rachel sees something we don't.
Me wondering how Matt & Adam made it to the top 6 #TheBachelorettepic.twitter.com/BcSMW2VtUh
— Kelly Fitzsimmons (@KelleeFitzz) June 28, 2017
If anything, this basically confirms the guys who make it to the final four and hometown dates (hint: not Matt and Adam).
Who is this man? No seriously, I have never heard him speak. I don't know his name. Has he been there the whole time? #TheBachelorettepic.twitter.com/9joi6mLdVw
— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) June 28, 2017
To be fair, I've always found Adam cute, but the fact that the most airtime he got this week was when he wore a Viking costume is definitely concerning.
My favorite part of any rose ceremony is saying "Who the hell is that guy?" even more than a month into the show. #TheBachelorette
— Matt (@Buekish) June 27, 2017
Expect a repeat of this at the aforementioned Men Tell All.
Matt over Alex?! Who is Matt?! What is even happening?! We didn't even get an exit interview #thebachelorettepic.twitter.com/BLz0KqX82R
— Marianne Walsh (@MTW354559) June 28, 2017
ABC, I expect the same injustice of no exit interview delivered to Matt when he is inevitably cut.
I've never seen these men in my life how r they still here #TheBachelorettepic.twitter.com/wvd4V5Y0IW
— Am Sam (@BigBrothersMom) June 28, 2017
Let the knowledge that these men are sure to be off our TV screens by next week comfort us in our struggles.