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28 Tweets About Amazon Buying Whole Foods That Will Make You Say 'Yup'

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ICYMI in your summer-induced slumber, Amazon acquired Whole Foods on Friday for an inconsequential $13.7 billion, which is how much I will make when I am a bestselling author and the star of my own reality TV show. For most people, though, the news of this deal was a great source of anxiety, which, like good millennials, they took out on Twitter. Rather successfully, I might add.

There were a LOT of Alexa jokes:

...and Prime jokes:

Some hypothesized what $13.7 billion would buy them at Whole Foods and it was #relatable:

Others painted bleak scenarios for the present and future of this planet:

(Yes.)

While some expressed hope for an easier life:

Honestly, this feels like the rightful culmination of madness that we, the avocado toast generation, had coming at us. At least if I can't buy a house until I'm 60, I can lay all my hopes and dreams in the ability to order small-batch organic hummus from my bed. Better than nothing.


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