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LOL, Red Lobster Is Giving Away Cheddar Bay Biscuit Lip Balm

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There's no denying that Red Lobster's Cheddar Bay Biscuits are heavenly (read: buttery). But the restaurant chain is taking the love of carbs a bit too far—they're giving away 250 Cheddar Bay Biscuit-flavored lip balms.

*cue Lobster Todd*


Maybe it's just me, but I don't want to be rubbing a cheddar and butter-flavored cosmetic product on my lips. It seems like the balm would be tantamount to using butter as a moisturizer. The grease from the actual food is beyond sufficient. I prefer to keep my lip balms minty and fruity, not cheesy and doughy.

On the upside, maybe this will satisfy my craving and I can avoid eating all the carbs? If you're obsessed with the Cheddar Bay Biscuits and this is the sort of thing you're into, you can sign up for Red Lobster's Fresh Catch Club by 5 p.m. on May 8. Two hundred and fifty of the sign-ups will receive a goody bag complete with t-shirts, inedible foam Cheddary Bay Biscuits and the lip balm to celebrate the Cheddar Bay Biscuit's 25th anniversary.

You decide. Do you imagine the lip balm like this...

...or like this?

Honestly, what's next? Olive Garden's breadsticks-flavored lip balm? Actually, who can I talk to about making that a reality? HMU, Olive Garden.


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