The 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, as Told by Honey Boo Boo & Mama June

It’s here. The 2013 Victoria Secret Fashion Show.

Why are you so excited? Well, it’s simple:

You're in awe watching the models walk down the runway.

Then you start getting really into it as you watch their fierce strutting.

They have such cute and festive outfits!

And then there's whatever this is...

...which you kind of don’t understand at all.

The Fantasy Bra mesmerizes you... until you realize it’s worth more than a summer home in France.

You see the camera pan in on all of the sexy boyfriends, fiancés and husbands of the models,

and you can’t even contain yourself when you catch wind of Adam Levine’s angelic face.

Taylor Swift comes up to give her speech about how she is SO excited and honored to be performing.

Then she puts on a show with fireworks, angels and flecks of pure gold shooting into the air,

and you can’t help but dance.

After it ends, you have a moment of silence, because all of the models are like

So you try out your best sexy face,

and sexy move.

You feel like you should have put some Spanx on, because their stomachs look like this:

You look down and yours suddenly looks like this:

So, you and your friends decide that you're all on a diet, and you're going to motivate each other to be healthy.

Because you are DETERMINED to look and feel like this by Spring Break.

But then you remember your real – and favorite – priorities in life.

Because realistically, NO ONE looks like this:

Let’s be honest, they don’t even look like that.

You snap out of that moment and look in the mirror, telling yourself:

You turn around, give your hair a toss and even think:

Because even if you aren’t a Victoria’s Secret Angel, you've still got it, girl.

And you finally decide:

AMEN!