All I do is win, win, win, no matter what—sound familiar? If you’ve said (or maybe chanted) the words of DJ Khaled one too many times, you’re probably WELL aware that you are a competitive person. After all, a little friendly (or not so friendly…) competition never hurt anybody. Here’s to all the people who are in it to win it and can’t stop, won’t stop cause well, you're winning at life.
1. Pretty much everything is a competition to you
Even if your competition isn't aware of it.
2. At game nights, you reign
And may cause some temporarily broken friendships.
3. "All I Do Is Win" is your freaking anthem
DJ Khaled (and our homegirl Emma Stone) knows what’s up.
4. If you’re not good at something, you won’t bother participating
Tbh what’s the point if you’re not going to win? Why would anyone set themselves up for failure?
5. You expect nothing short of perfection
6. Paris Geller is your spirit animal
Shout-out to our Gilmore Girls homegirl.
7. You LOVE Jane from Happy Endings
Relatability level is off the freaking charts.
8. And you're the Monica of your friend group
9. You're dating or hoping to date someone who's (almost) as competitive as you
Cause it just ain't possible for anyone to be on your level, you know what I'm saying?
10. You LOVE watching and playing competitive sports
And when—not if—you or your team wins, there is no end to the gloating—hey, don't hate the player, hate the game.
11. You seriously hate group projects
I don’t need anybody dragging me down.
12. You’re top of the class
And pretty much top of everything.
13. You’re definitely a Type A kind of girl
Competitive, outgoing, ambitious, fast-paced—yep, sounds about right.
14. You’ve done something just because someone told you you couldn’t do it
The feeling of proving people wrong never ever gets old.
15. You literally cannot handle being put on the same team as non-competitive people
Just why?
16. You don't know how to deal with losing
It's not something you can just like get over.
17. Second or last place, it's all the same to you
18. You don’t understand people who don’t always bring their A game
Isn’t it a given that you should put 110 percent into everything?
19. Your dream is to compete on a game show
20. You’re always confident in your abilities
Beyoncé said it best.
21. You pretty much consider yourself your biggest competition
Cause you'll keep working to get yourself on a whole 'nother level.
22. Some people don’t understand your intensity and competitive nature
23. But you don’t care because you’re too busy #winning
And that never stops feeling awesome.