You’ve been amazed at the talent this Olympic season––but that’s not to say you don’t have talents of your own. We can’t all be Simone Biles with our killer floor routines, but here’s a few events you can *definitely* take home gold in.
1. Competitive mirror selfies
2. Being in not particularly good shape
3. The “late to class” 100M sprint
4. Snapchat geotagging
5. Burrito lifting
6. Synchronized Starbucks drinking
7. Advanced ex creeping
8. Marathon procrastinating
9. Freestyle judgmental staring
10. Extreme thirstiness
11. Rhythmic emotional breakdowns
12. Unpaid interning
13. Michael Phelps objectifying
14. Micropetting your enemy’s tears
15. Extreme commitment issues
16. Beer pong
